He divorced my mom to fuck me instead
He divorced my mom to fuck me instead
Only one thing can get done around her
Use this fucking slut
Mommy's solution for dirty tissues
Soft as silk and sweet as honey
Pick your favorite, daddy!
I'll help you get up, baby
Is this a serious talk, mom?
I've been missing out
Swallow, count and repeat
Don't let it slip out again!
Whip it out, no point in hiding bro
Solid presentation prep, boss
Wanna climb my fucklist?
I love your ideas, honey